believe the hype

2011-06-14T15:18:00.000-07:00

there's just something about me

2011-01-30T02:17:00.000-08:00

2011-01-16T16:59:00.000-08:00

i woke up at 11:30am. it is now 5:00pm and im ready for bed.

however many

2011-01-05T21:35:00.000-08:00

i'm only going to leave my house to run and to use my school and show up to work and pay for this apartment i live alone in. i just need to read and to make some sense. i'll let you in but i'm not going to find you.

2010-12-16T02:29:00.001-08:00

"somebody up there must like me."

2010-12-16T02:17:00.000-08:00

greatest fear

2010-12-16T01:35:00.001-08:00

HANDYCRAFTSTCMDISTURBEDWOMENOFTHEMONTH

2010-12-15T01:56:00.001-08:00

you're creepy.

2010-12-10T02:15:00.000-08:00

thanks doc, you're a swell guy.

2010-12-06T19:24:00.000-08:00

theme song =[}>>>>>

2010-11-30T22:27:00.000-08:00

i'm in love with myself.

2010-11-29T21:57:00.001-08:00

GODAMNED

2010-11-29T20:30:00.000-08:00

reading voraciously

2010-11-29T18:24:00.001-08:00

2010-11-27T04:48:00.001-08:00

2010-11-26T00:57:00.000-08:00

"the lord would speak to moses face to face as a man."

2010-11-25T03:10:00.001-08:00

who ever cares

2010-11-22T21:56:00.000-08:00

"i'm not usually this happy i swear"

2010-11-14T23:06:00.001-08:00

two more things, not now, but later.

2010-10-27T01:02:00.000-07:00

2010-10-25T21:26:00.001-07:00

2010-10-24T00:56:00.001-07:00

i love my cousin.

2010-10-23T10:49:00.000-07:00

Spencer Meyer ‎3/4(24-20t)+9t=2(5t+1)
If anyone else wants to try i got T=1

G-O-O-D F-O-R Y-O-U

2010-09-30T00:16:00.000-07:00

evacuate

2010-09-11T16:10:00.000-07:00

2010-08-30T18:24:00.000-07:00

didanybodyorderabeanburrito?

2010-08-22T14:38:00.000-07:00

+i love talking to old people

-me too, well the nice ones. i hate the grumpy ones.

+yah they are awful.

-they just see teenagers and they think they do drugs and drink alcohol and spike their hair and listen to rap music. but we're not all like that.

ADHD

2010-08-06T23:42:00.001-07:00

Architect
Frank Lloyd Wright

Artists
Salvador Dali
Pablo Picasso
Vincent Van Gogh

Athletes
Terry Bradshaw
Scott Eyre
Justin Gatlin
Cammi Granato
Jason Kidd
Michael Phelps
Pete Rose

Authors
Charlotte and Emily Bronte
Samuel Clemens
Emily Dickenson
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Virginia Woolf
William Butler Yeats

Composer
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Entrepreneurs and Business Leaders
Andrew Carnegie
Malcolm Forbes
Henry Ford
David Neeleman
Paul Orfalea

Explorers
Christopher Columbus
Lewis and Clark

Entertainers
Ann Bancroft
Jim Carrey
Steve McQueen
Jack Nicholson
Ty Pennington
Elvis Presley
Evil and Robbie Knievel
Justin Timberlake
Robin Williams

Inventors
Alexander Graham Bell
Thomas Edison
Benjamin Franklin

Photographer
Ansel Adams

Physicist
Albert Einstein

Political Figures
James Carville
John F. Kennedy
Abraham Lincoln

WTF CHARLES GRODIN

2010-08-05T23:11:00.000-07:00

1968

im sorry but charles grodin, what the fuck. how can you be 30 in rosemary's baby appear 40 in clifford? he was apparently 60 in clifford i dont know if anyone knows who or what im talking about but what the fuck. what the fuck. speaking of selling your soul to the devil.

1994

2010-07-27T22:05:00.001-07:00

i can poison myself in more productive ways.

nice family -french, very catholic.

2010-07-23T20:16:00.000-07:00

my mom had really been bothering me a lot lately. i usually keep my mouth shut because when i say things about religion to my mother she turns into a really big asshole for about 2 days. i forget what we were talking about but the other night, last night in the car i told her she was really intolerant, and she said something i don't know what but something that would lead us to believe that she was surprised we thought so and believed she wasn't. i said- well mom didn't you tell tink that if olivia was a lesbian you wouldn't go over to her house and you would never meet her partner? she confirmed this. i said that's fucking disgusting. and so filled with blind and borrowed rage that so sadly came from some sort of heart..

how do you think they have sex? even men and woman, something something penis in the anus. this is as far as it got and tink started shouted EW EW EW shut the hell up never say those words again. and i started talking calmly about the peas i had for dinner and how i couldnt believe peas could be so delicious.

i knew when thinking about this comment i had heard she made that it all came down to a matter of sex. because homosexual sex isn't a matter of reproduction, so why should it happen? lust, sin, perversion. duh. she said it isn't natural. when i thnk about how religion was created i think about it explaining and sanctifying the nature of life. and this isn't something i believe, or i have, or a practice but..love, is something that isn't natural but i think that sets people apart from animals. jus sayin mom.

2010-07-04T00:15:00.001-07:00

2010-06-27T23:54:00.000-07:00

i forgot about watching the wizard of oz in 35mm at my uncle's house. i'm going to say i was 6. im going to say this answers the question i was asked and didn't know the answer to. another's answer was mick jagger dancing on the ed sullivan show. the asker of the question was intoxicated. his answer was a painting or something.

2010-06-27T22:01:00.001-07:00

2010-06-26T16:45:00.001-07:00

my uncle is dead. he's been dead for a week. his dog hasn't eaten in a week. my grandpa and my dad went to pose an intervention after months of ignored phone calls and drive by check ups. my dad who is not related to my uncle. my dad said he knew death was on the other side of the door when he walked up to his house. my dad opened the door to see my uncle dead in his chair surrounded by bottles and cans and shit. my moms in austin texas. her little brother is dead and my dad doesn't want to tell her till she gets home. my dad told us all in the kitchen. chris and deedee were there too. i just stared at the hole in the plastic of the dog food and thought of nothing while everyone cried. until i remembered my mother. then i cried.

2010-06-23T21:35:00.000-07:00

im gunna take a week off work and go live alone in the forest.

MALIBU PRINCESS

2010-06-23T00:24:00.000-07:00

i went out with a friend of mine a month ago, pictures recently surfaced and i look like a total- i don't have a word for what i actually looked like but i turned myself into a malibu princess to make myself feel better about looking fancy and drunk, by making fun of fancy drunk people.

and below is me and grandpa p.o rollin down the mississippi, just to show the contrast in my appearance, number of chins, and use of time/photoshop.

IM NOT KIDDING

2010-06-22T16:04:00.000-07:00

Karen Magee June 22 at 3:27pm

stop using the Lord's name in vain or I will cut you off my

internet. I am serious and I love you.

Mom

2010-06-15T15:22:00.000-07:00

NO FAIR

2010-06-11T19:16:00.000-07:00

i just clicked this link i put on an argument as to whether or not i would murder myles and it used to be a bloody axe and now it says this!

2010-06-09T17:40:00.001-07:00

while you're in the there can you take out the part that learned about love? i don't really want it anymore.

2010-06-08T23:09:00.000-07:00

feeling a bit less dispirited my 8 year old self couldn't beat or even comprehend this game. i don't even understand what he's saying now, but i would play and play and go up that fucking elevater and get really excited when i found that rocket ship again because i'd forget where it was once in a while but i never knew what to do with it. i wonder what the fuck is going on.

2010-06-08T15:16:00.000-07:00

2010-06-02T11:37:00.000-07:00

if you can't save it leave it, dying on the road.

cHICKs

2010-05-12T23:45:00.000-07:00

"well i just remember one tiiime,long time ago, i saw a picture of keith, and he had an ear...ring with a tooth, and i didn't know if it was a shark's tooth or what you know, but uh...i dug it you know? so uh...i was just determined tonight to uh...have a good tiiime, and uh, i've been here for about a week, you know and uh everybody getting ready in town just has been going wild you know, and everywhere there's parties...drugs...oils..."

THE LAST TIME I LISTENED TO CHELSEA GIRL ON VINYL

2010-05-12T18:05:00.000-07:00

WE'LL MISS YOU

2010-04-21T20:11:00.000-07:00

a bad movie is like going to church. it's really fucking stupid and everyone who's laughing or praying is an idiot but the reasons why keep you occupied.

or something.

i'd never say i like greek mythology. i'd say i like movies based on greek mythology.

and i don't like them.

i just like to watch them.

i don't speak english but its not just that, it's human. if i say somethings cool i don't mean i think it's awesome and i believe in it, i mean the fact that it exists fucks me up or makes me laugh or cry or something. actually it doesn't do any of those things literally thats all hype but hey i'm trying here. ya know?

baleedda.

BULLY

2010-04-20T10:51:00.000-07:00

i just couldn't help it. the combination of the show glee and saying you can't wait to quote something, inevitably on facebook. it was just too much.

OTHERS

2010-04-04T22:51:00.000-07:00

2010-04-03T00:10:00.000-07:00

CAN YOU MAKE ME A TAPE, DANNY?

2010-04-02T22:18:00.000-07:00

2010-03-28T19:40:00.001-07:00

you have to fucking die.

IF ITS IN THIS FORM AGAIN

2010-03-23T21:32:00.000-07:00

NUMBER NINE

2010-03-23T13:30:00.001-07:00

2010-03-23T13:26:00.000-07:00

SAINT

2010-03-21T17:35:00.001-07:00

CHILDREN

2010-03-20T16:33:00.000-07:00

FAITHORSOMETHINGIDONTWISHIHADITBUTITDBENICEOREASYORSOMETHING

2010-03-19T12:57:00.001-07:00

my mom wrote this on her bathroom mirror after the mission

MISS YOU

2010-03-17T12:38:00.000-07:00

MIKEY CHRIST SUPERSTAR

2010-03-16T21:56:00.002-07:00

MIKEY CHRIST SUPERSTAR

2010-03-16T21:56:00.001-07:00

THE ORPHEANS

2010-03-16T18:13:00.000-07:00

2010-03-16T09:12:00.000-07:00

damn

2010-03-12T22:12:00.001-08:00

http://www.dads.org/

woah mikey totally gets name dropped, these are so sad.

BABY FOOD

2010-03-12T14:13:00.001-08:00

yesterday I didn't feel so hot, so i watched the news with my dad. there was a story about a baby that was on life support and the parents had to pull the plug my dad asked why this is news and said that happens everyday, he said that about a lot of things except this story about birth control and heart palpitations and smokers. this other story was about a kid who called 911 when there were 2 gunmen in the house he locked himself and his sister in the bathroom they play the 911 call and you can hear them screaming. the story ended saying young carlos or whatever his name was wanted everyone to know it was his sister that was screaming not him, the news anchor chuckled and said thats cute. my dad said thats not cute that's disturbing, what kind of house was this, the story should be about why 2 gunmen were in their house in the first place. then i said dad let's watch something other than news. we watched the simpsons for 2 minutes and just sat in silence, it wasn't funny. we flipped through the channels all i remember is the life story of paula abdul. then he stopped on franklin, after a minute he said, whats his name again? i said franklin. we watched the whole episode. it was really cool how all those shows are not very funny and are just about helping your mom in the kitchen and stuff. poor kids, no wonder.

(Franklin)

then my mom came home and asked me if i wanted to go to a church mission. i said yes. i thought it could give me some information. i haven't been to church since christmas which is saying alot cause prior to this october i had been made to attend church (19 years of age), every sunday since birth. it was about finding your gifts, i thought it would be funny. it was. the speaker was a moron, they ask you for money so he can travel the world and give this talk about your gifts and where does it go? what does serving the church do? just makes the church bigger i guess. he was talking about how in indiana if your child shows the slightest interest in basketball at a young age they start their basketball education, he said that this is true with small catholic children that they need catechism and shit. he said he was blown away by the faith of the small children receiving confession for the first time. that they were so excited for the sacrament. kids have no faith or any idea what the fuck is going on. the girls get to wear a dress and the boys get to go into the small dark room with the red and green lights previously forbidden to them, and everyone gets to eat cookies and juice and shit. anyways he said that faith needs to be nurtured or something. the priest of the church was sitting eyes closed nodding his head, gross. the one story i remember that was just you know astounding and everything really fucking inspiring and eye opening, the heads were nodding around the place really.

(Father Dan Mahan)

he said a priest went into a school, this is something they say in all their priest stories that probably aren't true but they say to make some grand point. a priest went into a liquor store, two bishops were on a plane, whateverwhatever. so this was was about a priest in a school who brought a jug with 4 golf balls in it. the priest asked the children, hey kids is this jug full? yesss. then he took a bag of small pebbles and rocks and poured it into the jug. is this jug full now? yess. so then the priest pulls out a bag of sand and pours that in there to and it fills in all the holes and he asks again if the jug is full and the kids say yes. THEN the priest takes two beers and pours it in the jug so it's OVERFLOWING and again the children confirm that the jug is in fact full. now the point of this story apparently is that the golf balls are faith, family, health and something else that i forget or maybe there were only 3 balls. but those things are the most important things and you have to put them in your jug first or else they wont fit (cute, this man is fucking 50 years old and gets paid to do this shit) then he said the pebbles were the things like your home and your possessions that you would be sad to loose but you wouldn't be devastated completely. then the sand was "all the other things in your life" and then he said a child said hey father why the beer? and the priest said. there's always room for a few beers

---

everyone in the church chuckles, i stare at them chuckling then laugh hysterically 5 seconds later.

i just dont understand what people believe in i know that they believe in jesus and that he said some nice things about the way people are and should be but it doesn't really seem all that spiritual it just seems really ritual and then they just plan all this stuff around rituals and getting more people to take part in the ritual and getting people to give you money so you can build nicer places to have the rituals and have some guy tell stories where the point of them all is that god is the most important thing in your life and that your life is to serve the church. that all your gifts and talents should be used to serve the church. i feel bad that i was invited and i was just taking a piss but i didn't think it was a waste of time.

oh yah before it ended he talked about abortion and pornography and said that people who are guilty of these sins should stay behind.

he told the porn lovers to visit this website

www.dad.org

so i tried to visit dad.org so i could put a link here and there's nothing there. i tried to find it and i ended up getting porn. so every man at church last night that was looking for support, that logged on and typed in dad.org and found nothing and then tried searching for it online probably found what i found

Danielle: was that guy luger or a bobsledder, the one that died

Kieran: he was a luger, a luger, he didn't win

Danielle: never too soon dad

Kieran: i came around on the paralympics

DUKE, DOC, DAN, AND DON, ALL THE BOYS ARE HERE!

2010-03-11T16:53:00.000-08:00

2010-03-11T16:17:00.000-08:00

2010-03-09T22:25:00.000-08:00

H.A.N.B.H.A.N

2010-03-09T22:08:00.000-08:00

"BE REAL"

---

"IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU CRY, IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU SEE

THE ERROR OF YOUR WAYS"

HYPNOSIS WORKS

2010-03-09T13:18:00.000-08:00

THE JEW-NESS BROTHERS

2010-03-09T09:39:00.000-08:00

EL NIÑO

2010-03-07T16:40:00.000-08:00

JOINMICHAEL

2010-03-07T15:25:00.000-08:00

2010-03-04T22:21:00.000-08:00

2010-03-04T17:14:00.001-08:00

A2 ANGEL

2010-03-02T13:21:00.000-08:00

IT IS SAID THAT TOM CRUISE AND NICOLE KIDMAN AS WELL AS SHAQUILE O'NEIL'S MOTHER HAVE LIVED IN THAT BUILDING YONDER.

2010-03-01T20:46:00.000-08:00

2010-02-28T20:38:00.000-08:00

SING IT ONCE MORE SO YOU DONT SING IT NO MORE

2010-02-27T20:56:00.000-08:00

SAVIN ME 4 LATER

2010-02-27T19:16:00.001-08:00

EVERYONE DESERVES NEEDS A GOOD SHRINE

2010-02-27T17:51:00.001-08:00

XXX i tried to strike out deserve and write need but it won't let me. not as potent now that i have elucidated.

I FIXED MY MICROPHONE

2010-02-27T17:41:00.000-08:00

PRETTY SHIT

2010-02-25T13:14:00.000-08:00

HERE AND NOW BOYS, HERE AND NOW

2010-02-25T11:49:00.000-08:00

HERE AND NOW BOYS, HERE AND NOW.

i learned to do, cause i'm always being.

SLEEPING QUOTES: the progress report

2010-02-17T09:51:00.001-08:00

"she knows the unknown arrangements"

B OF CS

2010-02-16T23:50:00.000-08:00

HINGEHINGEYOUMAKEMECRINGEGOODRIDDANCE

2010-02-16T23:43:00.000-08:00

YOUDEVILYOU

2010-02-16T23:14:00.000-08:00

no poss how poss

2010-02-16T02:22:00.000-08:00

TIRED OF LIVIN SCARED OF DYIN

2010-02-12T17:36:00.000-08:00

BABY BOY IM GON WEAR YOU ROUND MA NECK< YOU BEEN SO GOOD TO ME

2010-02-10T16:15:00.001-08:00

Karen Nadeau

2010-02-10T14:42:00.000-08:00

IT WAS ME

2010-02-08T13:52:00.001-08:00

BAD DREAMS

2010-02-08T11:01:00.000-08:00

FIRST WORLD PERIL

2010-02-06T18:18:00.000-08:00

mental illness is a first world affair. people always say how happy and how bright the smiles of the third world are. all that life is, is survival. physical survival. meeting your needs of survival. any turmoil or triumph comes from these needs. when you're life isn't in danger these needs are met without fail. in the first world new needs arise. emotional needs. need for answers. need to expand. need for understanding. the possibility of needing to be understood god dammit. individuality for chrisake.

2012 won't end life on this planet... something bad is going to happen. something bad is going to happen to the first world. and they'll beg and plead and say "don't you remember haiti?" sandra bullock gave 2 million dollars! My children, they're dying. i hope it's a massive earthquake like none before that just tears the shit out of the USA.

BELIEVE THE HYPE.

2010-02-06T16:52:00.000-08:00

Maybe One.

2010-02-01T18:58:00.000-08:00

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

2010-02-01T18:54:00.000-08:00

That's All Folks

2010-02-01T18:37:00.000-08:00

2010-02-01T18:22:00.000-08:00

believe the hype

there's just something about me

however many

"somebody up there must like me."

greatest fear

HANDYCRAFTSTCMDISTURBEDWOMENOFTHEMONTH

you're creepy.

thanks doc, you're a swell guy.

theme song =[}>>>>>

i'm in love with myself.

GODAMNED

reading voraciously

"the lord would speak to moses face to face as a man."

who ever cares

"i'm not usually this happy i swear"

two more things, not now, but later.

i love my cousin.

Spencer Meyer ‎3/4(24-20t)+9t=2(5t+1)If anyone else wants to try i got T=1

G-O-O-D F-O-R Y-O-U

evacuate

didanybodyorderabeanburrito?

ADHD

WTF CHARLES GRODIN

nice family -french, very catholic.

MALIBU PRINCESS

IM NOT KIDDING

NO FAIR

cHICKs

THE LAST TIME I LISTENED TO CHELSEA GIRL ON VINYL

WE'LL MISS YOU

BULLY

OTHERS

CAN YOU MAKE ME A TAPE, DANNY?

IF ITS IN THIS FORM AGAIN

NUMBER NINE

SAINT

CHILDREN

FAITHORSOMETHINGIDONTWISHIHADITBUTITDBENICEOREASYORSOMETHING

MISS YOU

MIKEY CHRIST SUPERSTAR

MIKEY CHRIST SUPERSTAR

THE ORPHEANS

damn

BABY FOOD

DUKE, DOC, DAN, AND DON, ALL THE BOYS ARE HERE!

H.A.N.B.H.A.N

HYPNOSIS WORKS

THE JEW-NESS BROTHERS

EL NIÑO

JOINMICHAEL

A2 ANGEL

IT IS SAID THAT TOM CRUISE AND NICOLE KIDMAN AS WELL AS SHAQUILE O'NEIL'S MOTHER HAVE LIVED IN THAT BUILDING YONDER.

SING IT ONCE MORE SO YOU DONT SING IT NO MORE

SAVIN ME 4 LATER

EVERYONE DESERVES NEEDS A GOOD SHRINE

I FIXED MY MICROPHONE

PRETTY SHIT

HERE AND NOW BOYS, HERE AND NOW

SLEEPING QUOTES: the progress report

B OF CS

HINGEHINGEYOUMAKEMECRINGEGOODRIDDANCE

YOUDEVILYOU

no poss how poss

TIRED OF LIVIN SCARED OF DYIN

BABY BOY IM GON WEAR YOU ROUND MA NECK< YOU BEEN SO GOOD TO ME

Karen Nadeau

IT WAS ME

BAD DREAMS

FIRST WORLD PERIL

Maybe One.

Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

That's All Folks

Spencer Meyer ‎3/4(24-20t)+9t=2(5t+1)
If anyone else wants to try i got T=1