Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Sunday, January 16, 2011

i woke up at 11:30am. it is now 5:00pm and im ready for bed.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

however many

i'm only going to leave my house to run and to use my school and show up to work and pay for this apartment i live alone in. i just need to read and to make some sense. i'll let you in but i'm not going to find you.

Friday, December 10, 2010

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Friday, November 26, 2010

Monday, November 22, 2010

Monday, October 25, 2010

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Saturday, October 23, 2010

i love my cousin.

Spencer Meyer ‎3/4(24-20t)+9t=2(5t+1)
If anyone else wants to try i got T=1

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Thursday, September 30, 2010

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010


+i love talking to old people

-me too, well the nice ones. i hate the grumpy ones.

+yah they are awful.

-they just see teenagers and they think they do drugs and drink alcohol and spike their hair and listen to rap music. but we're not all like that.

Friday, August 6, 2010


Frank Lloyd Wright

Salvador Dali
Pablo Picasso
Vincent Van Gogh

Terry Bradshaw
Scott Eyre
Justin Gatlin
Cammi Granato
Jason Kidd
Michael Phelps
Pete Rose

Charlotte and Emily Bronte
Samuel Clemens
Emily Dickenson
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Virginia Woolf
William Butler Yeats

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Entrepreneurs and Business Leaders
Andrew Carnegie
Malcolm Forbes
Henry Ford
David Neeleman
Paul Orfalea

Christopher Columbus
Lewis and Clark

Ann Bancroft
Jim Carrey
Steve McQueen
Jack Nicholson
Ty Pennington
Elvis Presley
Evil and Robbie Knievel
Justin Timberlake
Robin Williams

Alexander Graham Bell
Thomas Edison
Benjamin Franklin

Ansel Adams

Albert Einstein

Political Figures
James Carville
John F. Kennedy
Abraham Lincoln

Thursday, August 5, 2010



im sorry but charles grodin, what the fuck. how can you be 30 in rosemary's baby appear 40 in clifford? he was apparently 60 in clifford i dont know if anyone knows who or what im talking about but what the fuck. what the fuck. speaking of selling your soul to the devil.


Tuesday, July 27, 2010

i can poison myself in more productive ways.

Friday, July 23, 2010

nice family -french, very catholic.

my mom had really been bothering me a lot lately. i usually keep my mouth shut because when i say things about religion to my mother she turns into a really big asshole for about 2 days. i forget what we were talking about but the other night, last night in the car i told her she was really intolerant, and she said something i don't know what but something that would lead us to believe that she was surprised we thought so and believed she wasn't. i said- well mom didn't you tell tink that if olivia was a lesbian you wouldn't go over to her house and you would never meet her partner? she confirmed this. i said that's fucking disgusting. and so filled with blind and borrowed rage that so sadly came from some sort of heart..

how do you think they have sex? even men and woman, something something penis in the anus. this is as far as it got and tink started shouted EW EW EW shut the hell up never say those words again. and i started talking calmly about the peas i had for dinner and how i couldnt believe peas could be so delicious.

i knew when thinking about this comment i had heard she made that it all came down to a matter of sex. because homosexual sex isn't a matter of reproduction, so why should it happen? lust, sin, perversion. duh. she said it isn't natural. when i thnk about how religion was created i think about it explaining and sanctifying the nature of life. and this isn't something i believe, or i have, or a practice but..love, is something that isn't natural but i think that sets people apart from animals. jus sayin mom.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Sunday, June 27, 2010

i forgot about watching the wizard of oz in 35mm at my uncle's house. i'm going to say i was 6. im going to say this answers the question i was asked and didn't know the answer to. another's answer was mick jagger dancing on the ed sullivan show. the asker of the question was intoxicated. his answer was a painting or something.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

my uncle is dead. he's been dead for a week. his dog hasn't eaten in a week. my grandpa and my dad went to pose an intervention after months of ignored phone calls and drive by check ups. my dad who is not related to my uncle. my dad said he knew death was on the other side of the door when he walked up to his house. my dad opened the door to see my uncle dead in his chair surrounded by bottles and cans and shit. my moms in austin texas. her little brother is dead and my dad doesn't want to tell her till she gets home. my dad told us all in the kitchen. chris and deedee were there too. i just stared at the hole in the plastic of the dog food and thought of nothing while everyone cried. until i remembered my mother. then i cried.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

im gunna take a week off work and go live alone in the forest.


i went out with a friend of mine a month ago, pictures recently surfaced and i look like a total- i don't have a word for what i actually looked like but i turned myself into a malibu princess to make myself feel better about looking fancy and drunk, by making fun of fancy drunk people.

and below is me and grandpa p.o rollin down the mississippi, just to show the contrast in my appearance, number of chins, and use of time/photoshop.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010


Karen Magee June 22 at 3:27pm
stop using the Lord's name in vain or I will cut you off my
internet. I am serious and I love you.


Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Friday, June 11, 2010


i just clicked this link i put on an argument as to whether or not i would murder myles and it used to be a bloody axe and now it says this!

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

while you're in the there can you take out the part that learned about love? i don't really want it anymore.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

feeling a bit less dispirited my 8 year old self couldn't beat or even comprehend this game. i don't even understand what he's saying now, but i would play and play and go up that fucking elevater and get really excited when i found that rocket ship again because i'd forget where it was once in a while but i never knew what to do with it. i wonder what the fuck is going on.

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

if you can't save it leave it, dying on the road.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010


"well i just remember one tiiime,long time ago, i saw a picture of keith, and he had an ear...ring with a tooth, and i didn't know if it was a shark's tooth or what you know, but uh...i dug it you know? so uh...i was just determined tonight to uh...have a good tiiime, and uh, i've been here for about a week, you know and uh everybody getting ready in town just has been going wild you know, and everywhere there's parties...drugs...oils..."


Wednesday, April 21, 2010


a bad movie is like going to church. it's really fucking stupid and everyone who's laughing or praying is an idiot but the reasons why keep you occupied. 

or something.


i'd never say i like greek mythology. i'd say i like movies based on greek mythology.

and i don't like them.

i just like to watch them.

i don't speak english but its not just that, it's human. if i say somethings cool i don't mean i think it's awesome and i believe in it, i mean the fact that it exists fucks me up or makes me laugh or cry or something. actually it doesn't do any of those things literally thats all hype but hey i'm trying here. ya know?


Tuesday, April 20, 2010


i just couldn't help it. the combination of the show glee and saying you can't wait to quote something, inevitably on facebook. it was just too much.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

you have to fucking die.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Friday, March 19, 2010


my mom wrote this on her bathroom mirror after the mission

Wednesday, March 17, 2010